am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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