how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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