I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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