Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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