He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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