Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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