I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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