Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I forget how to act sober
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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