this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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