Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Randomize
