I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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