She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
