their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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