Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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