I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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