We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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