Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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