and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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