i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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