he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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