Yo dont text me then not text me
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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