Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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