I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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