hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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