just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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