the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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