I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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