He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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