just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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