Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
The ass gains better be worth it
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