But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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