pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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