I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
worst night to have a conscience
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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