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Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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