I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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