Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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