Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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