My brain says no but my pants say off.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
