Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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