does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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