Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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