With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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