OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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