I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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