Small penises have feelings too.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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