1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
