Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You made out with two different species that night
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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