It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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