def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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