Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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